Liar! Liar! Pants On Fire!10:08
There are some fantastico white lies which we tell our loved ones, our friends, everyone around us and sometimes the ones we tell ourselves. All you want to do at these lies is 'LOL' until your stomach is aching and eyes are teary.
Here are seven statements which are nothing but stark lies. Don't let them have an impact on you as well.. they are just lies! I have included my own reactions in the form of suitable GIFs below for just the kick of it. *winks*
1. When a winged eyeliner and lipstick clad woman says she doesn't do makeup:
Yeah, kill me like seriously! :D I have come across many sweet women like these. A few months back, when I was reading a renowned fashion blog, the blogger was going on and on about how she hates makeup and didn't do any for that current Outfit post. I was actually looking at her pictures again and again to convince myself that I was just seeing too much or maybe that winged eyeliner and pink lipstick the blogger was wearing didn't really count as makeup. LOL.
2. When the waiter says "Your order will be ready in a few minutes".
Yeah, and I started speaking Chinese straight out of my mother's womb! Few minutes is more like few centuries waiting for your order. You grow so hungry while you wait that you embarrass yourself by shooting up to grab the tray every time the waiter comes with one, only to realize that that order is for the people at the table next to you. Crap.
3. "Your call is very important to us..."
...and my phone is very important to me or I would have punched it hard while you made me wait! By the time the executive actually picks up the call, you are sure that he just had a long romantic chat with his fiance`, married her, held his children in his hands and celebrated their naming ceremony. "Your call is very important to us.. please wait until our executive updates his Facebook status, trends on Twitter, and bags 1000 likes on his Instagram Selfie!"
4. I am FINE.
Yeah you are as fine as the ruined Malaysian aircrafts! This is the most common lie used in relationships which wise men/women know better than to accept. Especially if a woman is saying this to you. RED ALERT. She is NOT fine and definitely won't be until she rips you apart and haves you for dinner!
5. "I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.." ✓
This is the most common lie each of us is guilty of committing at some or the other stage of our lives! :D This line can grab an Oscar for the 'most used lie of all centuries'. No one reads the 'terms and conditions'. I make it a point to ignore them, especially if they are as long as my pretty dark mane of hair!
Next time you see someone saying these five sentences, you know it's time to shout out "Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!" ;)
P.S: Please give your pants immediate medical care. Immediate.